Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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