There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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