No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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