I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
The air was thick with penises
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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