For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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