Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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