No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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