he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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