i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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