it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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