Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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