I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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