hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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