I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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