i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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You. Win. At. Life.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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