But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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