I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Is it penis luge time yet?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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