Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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