The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I have tasted many bathrooms
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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