Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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