Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Are we still banned from the library?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
