It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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