When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think I am morally bankrupt
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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