I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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