You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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