no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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