Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Come share oat with me in your robe
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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