Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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