That's intense
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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