scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he thought i was a dude.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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