it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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