nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I need help removing her.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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