What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
