I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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