god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
