Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
