discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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