He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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