I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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