Grow some girl-balls and come out already
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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