it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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