Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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