Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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