there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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