Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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