I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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