He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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