you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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