Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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