Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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