Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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