so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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