I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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